Overheard in the Office

It went something like this...

roomie: Why didn't you change my calendar [to August]?
me: I didn't want to get near the underwear.
roomie: You can change my calendar without touching my nuts.

Speaking of nuts - watch this.

In other news...

I hit rock bottom this weekend for 30 minutes flipping between "The Two Coreys" and "Flipping Out". Oh yeah, it was bad. If it helps to think better of me I was sleep deprived and in desperate need of a nap. The guy on "Flipping Out" seriously needs to lay off the collagen in the lips. And "The Two Coreys" was nothing more than a train wreck. Dear Corey Haim, The Lost Boys was 20 years ago and it wasn't even that great. Get. Over. It.

So now I'm on a trek to watch 30 hours of Discovery and History Channel to break even.

Awkward Moment #1

You tell someone you created a blog and you don't have much content on it and you might not even be done designing it yet but they go look at it anyway and read your lame post while you're standing there.

Complaint #1

So I was reading in this magazine today that complainers stay mad longer. I always thought venting was better for letting things go which seemed like a reasonable excuse for complaining my ass off. I guess I should stop, or at least dial it back a few percent. We'll see how that goes seeing as how I swore I'd say the eff word at work less but it seems after two months I'm right back where I was before effing it up all over the place.

I blame my roomie. I only have a couple more months to do that. :-(