Quote of the Day

"Only a retard would go to that much effort just to cuddle!"


(In response to my previous position on the salami-hiding.)


They still all play cards together. Guy has no self-respect. He can't be long for this neighborhood either, I suspect.

How Much Buttcrack Would a Buttcrack Show If A Buttcrack Could Show Crack?

Well, that's a mouthful. But that's nothing compared to the eyeful of buttcrack I got today from not one but TWO people. Here's a tip: Don't bend over at work.

Another Overheard In The Office Moment:

Visitor: I have a rather large package...
Me: That's TMI, man.

What does it say about me that I'm blogging at 7pm on a friday night? I could be working, I suppose. Is that worse?

Overheard in the Office

It went something like this...

roomie: Why didn't you change my calendar [to August]?
me: I didn't want to get near the underwear.
roomie: You can change my calendar without touching my nuts.

Speaking of nuts - watch this.

In other news...

I hit rock bottom this weekend for 30 minutes flipping between "The Two Coreys" and "Flipping Out". Oh yeah, it was bad. If it helps to think better of me I was sleep deprived and in desperate need of a nap. The guy on "Flipping Out" seriously needs to lay off the collagen in the lips. And "The Two Coreys" was nothing more than a train wreck. Dear Corey Haim, The Lost Boys was 20 years ago and it wasn't even that great. Get. Over. It.

So now I'm on a trek to watch 30 hours of Discovery and History Channel to break even.

Inappropriate Text Messaging

So... hypothetically speaking... let's say you happen into a restroom in public or even at work. Let's also say that something "interesting" is going on in the stall next to you. Could be two people going at it or even as whacky as someone eating fast food.

Would you use your phone and text message a friend/coworker to come in and check it out?


I would. Hell, I might even fire up the camera and record it. The internet loves that shit.