Don't Send A Search Party

If I don't show up for work one day inexplicably, don't send a search party or the police, send an exterminator.  I've been eaten by a giant spider and it needs to be stopped before it eats the rest of my family...

I found this fucker in my shower one morning. I am deathly afraid of spiders yet I managed to not only take a picture of the damn thing but also kill it with a spray bottle of bleach which also had the added benefit of cleaning the tub as well. So practical.